Surrogates
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You knew what you were getting yourself into
You had important shoes to fill
Playtime is not a sentence
A crib is not an iron cell
A tablet can't replace a parent
You are a lazy, deadbeat piece of shit
Do you ever notice how their faces light up when they look you in the eyes?
Treat your children like a prize
Put your goddamn phone away
No excuses
Love your children
They love you by default